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Duke Owlington
Aristocrat / Bongsmoker/Good Cuddler
“Hey there, it’s the Duke. I am Blackberry’s comrade from the Great Dog vs Cat War of 2022. We were stationed together during Operation Toe Beans. Blackberry gave me this job so I could pay my child support. I am a very unfaithful man… But I do really love bongs; you should click to check out my dazzling, resplendent selection. I’m sure something here will help to transcend your mortal woes. Those Spicy Mamas have helped me tremendously with my crippling loneliness… but that’s enough about me.”
Duke Owlington
Aristocrat / Bongsmoker/Good Cuddler
“Hey there, it’s the Duke. I am Blackberry’s comrade from the Great Dog vs Cat War of 2022. We were stationed together during Operation Toe Beans. Blackberry gave me this job so I could pay my child support. I am a very unfaithful man… But I do really love bongs; you should click to check out my dazzling, resplendent selection. I’m sure something here will help to transcend your mortal woes. Those Spicy Mamas have helped me tremendously with my crippling loneliness… but that’s enough about me.”
Penelope
Demolitions Expert / Pipesmoker / Don't Lend Her A Hand
“The name’s Penelope. Blackberry’s commanding officer in the Great Dog vs Cat War of 2022. One night, Blackberry got me to try an experimental Catwine he was working on, and the next thing I remember, both of us were getting dishonorably discharged. I told my CO that it wasn’t me with the unquenchable hunger for human hands. The Genetically Manipulated Catwine inhibited my judgment. But she wouldn’t listen to me; to be fair, I ate her hands. Blackberry says he witnessed my prowess that fateful night and offered me this gig. ”
Penelope
Demolitions Expert / Pipesmoker / Handshake Lover
“The name’s Penelope. Blackberry’s commanding officer in the Great Dog vs Cat War of 2022. One night, Blackberry got me to try an experimental Catwine he was working on, and the next thing I remember, both of us were getting dishonorably discharged. I told my CO that it wasn’t me with the unquenchable hunger for human hands. The Genetically Manipulated Catwine inhibited my judgment. But she wouldn’t listen to me; to be fair, I ate her hands. Blackberry says he witnessed my prowess that fateful night and offered me this gig.”
Otis The Octopus
Philosopher / Poet / Bubbler Enthusiast
“Otis is the name. Smoking that sweet devil’s lettuce is my game… Also, I’m an octopus. I met Blackberry in rehab shortly after he was discharged from the army. Homie was addicted to Catwine, and I was just recovering from a gnarly bubble trip down the Philosopher’s Path. What’s at the end of the Philosopher’s Path? I don’t know, it’s about the journey, man. Blackberry and I harmonized on the same wavelength and skipped most of the group meetings. When I found freedom, I heard about my old pal Blackberry’s new capitalist endeavor and thought I might hitch a ride on this express. Come peruse my wares; I specialize in everything that makes you feel bubbly inside.”
Otis The Octopus
Philosopher / Poet / Bubbler Enthusiast
“Otis is the name. Smoking that sweet devil’s lettuce is my game… Also, I’m an octopus. I met Blackberry in rehab shortly after he was discharged from the army. Homie was addicted to Catwine, and I was just recovering from a gnarly bubble trip down the Philosopher’s Path. What’s at the end of the Philosopher’s Path? I don’t know, it’s about the journey, man. Blackberry and I harmonized on the same wavelength and skipped most of the group meetings. When I found freedom, I heard about my old pal Blackberry’s new capitalist endeavor and thought I might hitch a ride on this express. Come peruse my wares; I specialize in everything that makes you feel bubbly inside.”
Strawberry
VP of Human Resources / Cat Toy Curator / Head of Fundraising
Strawberry
VP of Human Resources / Cat Toy Curator / Head of Fundraising
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Trash Cat Rescue
Trash Cat Rescue is a 501(c)3 nonprofit foster-based cat rescue located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Its mission is to “make one person’s garbage kitten another person’s forever cat.” At the end of the month, Glass Kitty will be donating to Trash Cat Rescue to help support their cause. If you live in the Pittsburgh area and are interested in fostering or adopting a cat, or if you would like to join Glass Kitty in supporting this rescue, please check out their website below for more information.
Trash Cat Rescue
Trash Cat Rescue is a 501(c)3 nonprofit foster-based cat rescue located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Its mission is to “make one person’s garbage kitten another person’s forever cat.” At the end of the month, Glass Kitty will be donating to Trash Cat Rescue to help support their cause. If you live in the Pittsburgh area and are interested in fostering or adopting a cat, or if you would like to join Glass Kitty in supporting this rescue, please check out their website below for more information.
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